Mice Story
June 9th, 2006 Danell Lee
办公室里有架电脑。电脑有架主机，一架荧幕，一个键盘，还有一只蓝色眼睛，而且还会发亮的滑鼠。
它叫小蓝。
小蓝平时很坏蛋，脾气又很暴躁，去到哪儿，吵到哪儿。一天，它无聊想爬到电脑的另一边，所以就要爬上键盘，走过去。
走到键盘正中间，突然遇到小红，一只全身透明，发红光的滑鼠。
两鼠走在键盘上进退两难，却互不相让，越看越不顺眼，结果吵起架来。
小蓝：喂，看什么，看！闪开一边啦！
小红：哇，你以为你是谁啊？叫我闪？
小蓝：这里我最大，我说闪就闪！
小红：哈，你是没见识过我红光的厉害吗！
小蓝：哼，很了不起咩？红光酱热，小心中暑啊！
小红：哎呀，你这蓝光鼠啊！你酱多紫外线，小心中cancer啦！
小蓝：我呸！你的tooot酱大，你中我都还未中啦。还以为自己很强！
小红：我“清菜”都比你蓝光强得多啦！
小蓝：跟我比？
小红：谁怕谁？看谁跑得快！
小蓝：跑而已嘛，来啊。
小红：来就来啊！
两鼠赛跑，势均力敌。最终。。。它们两竟然打和。
小红不满，小蓝不意，两鼠互不高兴，结果打了起来。它们还拿起彼此的烂武器，电线打架。
最后，两鼠打到互相打结。
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从这个故事里，你证明了什么？
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啊。。。 啊。。。
冷。。。
Entry Filed under: Free Style, Pictorial, 冷笑话
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1. jose思捷 | June 9th, 2006 at 8:23 am
题材很新鲜的一则故事,两鼠的对话很有趣,还有很不错的照片!我想是证明了..凡事都应该’以和为贵’,不然只会两败具伤.
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2. nicolelim | June 9th, 2006 at 9:16 am
哈哈， 你会不会想太多了啊， 看图造句！ 竟然会想到这个冷笑话， 过还蛮冷的。。。
苦中作乐， 烦恼时， 妙想天开也不错。。
加油！！！
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3. Lilbrat | June 9th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
这故事以我所见相当无聊 .teehee:D but i love the pictures.the red light is nice.
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4. josephine | June 9th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Thanks for the laugh!! Really creative… I always wondered how writers cld write about just anything.. hem.. guess u not bad also lah… not wo liao lah, its good to amuse oneself.. Its called DE-STRESSING.
btw, the wire all tangled together.. erm, that wld make both the mouse not as effective as they were before the ‘quarrel’. Guess, the lesson shld be to keep the peace.. no matter who is right or wrong?? -
5. yeerei | June 9th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
就是打架时不要用电线，否则会被捆绑住!(Just kidding！！)
我想凡事都要忍让吧！忍一时风平浪静，退一步海阔天空，这样难题也许就比较容易解决吧。。 -
6. Jesslyn | June 9th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
haha!!daniel, youre so cute!!you actually write your blog with mice story??lol..so nice lah!!hehe..
but too bad..i cant reali understand wat you say cuz the translations frm the webs are not good enough..hehe!and the pics are cute! -
7. Lilywhite | June 9th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
WOW…Daniel.
What an imagination!!!!!!!
And very good write-up.
Thumb up for you!!!! -
8. Lilbrat | June 9th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
ok.i take back my words.:D
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9. tracy87 | June 9th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
wow, daniel i also cant imagine leh !! haha.. so funny ler.. fight fight fight !!
not cold at all la.. hehe.. -
10. Ren_2001 | June 9th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
I think the story tell us that..
If you want to BUY yourself MOUSE (MICE)..
Pls Dun Buy MORE THAN ONE, cos they will fight.. and the one that suffer is YOU..
hee hee, cos they will *ta jie* all the wayer..
If not.. pls buy a WIRELESS MOUSE.
Cantik leh my kesimpulan
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11. yaneng88/yan_eng | June 9th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
wow… a very interesting story!! hahaha… so cute!! umm… ok…. from the story… umm… it teach us… not to fight against small matter… ya… must ‘hu xiang li rang, yi he wei gui!’… must have ‘tu liang’… be more gentleman??!! hahaha… sorry ya, i don’t know how to explain!! is something like this right?? haha!!
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12. ~*layleng丽玲*~ | June 9th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
好有趣的故事啊!冷冷和可爱的对白!您喜欢老鼠,所以把他做成故事?哈哈!
DANIEL,您卓子有红色和蓝色的老鼠?还是拿别的卓子的?嘻嘻!在那对白,我想到好多歌名哟!老鼠爱大米,我是酱的咯.绿光……
这故事应该继续,救伤车来了,把他们的尾巴剪掉,那就不会两个打来打去!!!!!哈哈! -
13. Jakson Khoh | June 9th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Daniel…still remember how u start ur star* journey by joining the Malaysia Idol 2..it had all become [hui yi]..u r really a handsome and good in singing n performing singer..be hard n pls take the best care of urself..dont let us worry about u…
Jakson
Be Happy Always Be Happy -
14. 敏~maxine | June 9th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
O_O” 你怎么会想到这些..我越看越想笑le..呵呵..
本来已经有够冷的了..你姐的留言比你还更冷呢..果然是一家人哦..kekeke -
15. shUNHui | June 10th, 2006 at 12:00 am
果然冷……哈哈…但是还挺新鲜的啦…Daniel,你压力大的时候，可以考虑写多点冷笑话！因为现在冷笑话比热笑话流行……
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16. swteh2005 | June 10th, 2006 at 12:11 am
Daniel..Very Good Imagination-”很赞 & 一级棒啦!” I really Salute U…But,it’s gd. 2 relax by Linking Own Storyline…Mmm..
actually U make me recall of Ur CNY’s Drama of”Wang Lai Liu-旺来了”,whereby all of Local Artists’ Scripts R so fun & Imaginative Too..Esp.ly,Modern Version 1-Daniel, talkin’ so long i hope U know wat i mean,rite? Hope so…Heaven Knows?! -
17. swteh2005 | June 10th, 2006 at 12:18 am
Well, talkin’ abt. da Lesson behind Ur “MIce Story”…2me, i feel tat
“Tolerance Is Da Best Policy”;2ndly,modern Technology-Ultra Violet really can ‘coz Cancer…as once i read frm. a TV Show,it states tat b’sides Sunlight & Pressure frm. workloads, TOO MUCH XPOSURE 2 Office LIghting-UV can also ‘coz EARLY AGING…So, Ladies…p/s TaKE NOte, Haaah…SoRI, Out of Point abit Dah..!! -
18. hide | June 10th, 2006 at 12:49 am
Your story funny…hahaha…
But, I have imagined,
they known as a bad person in the region, and the conversation of the man & woman with strong nature…I translated in the Japanese style as follows.
However, only I understand… haha…blue(man) : oi, nani miterundayo. dokeyo!
red(woman) : ara, watashi wo dare dato omotteruno?
blue : oreha kokodeha erainnda, orega doketo ittara doke!
red : hahaha…, anata wa watashi ga konohende sugoitte shiranakatta no?
blue : ha? sonnano siranai yo. red, atuinoniha seizei kiwotukena!
red : ara, anatakoso, sigaisen de gan niha naranaiyounine!
blue : omae nanka taisitakoto naindayo, omaeha oreno gantyuniha nainda yo.
orega konohendewa itiban tuyoindakarana!red : watashi nohouga, anata yorimo sugoinndakara!
blue : oreni kurabete datte?
red : anata kowaino? dattara dokinasaiyo!
blue : oreha donanaiyo. koi yo.
red : kuru nara kinasai yo!
…afterwards, two people have become happily.
The thing that tends to be the relation of the man & woman. -
19. hide | June 10th, 2006 at 1:14 am
顺便，我不使用象上述一样的言词。
如果遇到了坏人，
说”wakari mashita…(明白了)” or “gomen nasai…(对不起)”，
我向道边移动…。haha… -
20. hide | June 10th, 2006 at 1:33 am
Though became the 3rd contribution,
when the conversation saw again, I felt it was strange a bit…*********
blue(man) : oi, omae
nani miterundayo. dokeyo!red(woman) : ara, watashi wo dare dato omotteruno?
blue : orewa kokodeha erainnda. dakara orega doketo ittara doke!
red : hahaha…, anata wa watashi ga konohende sugoitte shiranakatta no?
blue : ha? sonnano siranai yo. red, atui noniwa seizei kiwotukena!
red : ara, anata koso, sigaisen de gan niwa naranai youni ne!
blue : omae nanka taisitakoto nainda yo, omaeha oreno gantyu niha nainda yo.
orega konohen dewa itiban tuyoindakarana!red : watashi no houga, anata yorimo sugoinndakara!
blue : oreni kurabete datte?
red : anata kowaino? dattara dokinasaiyo!
blue : oreha dokanaiyo. …koi yo.
red : anata koso, kuru nara kinasai yo!
*********…umm…this is still better as the conversation.
But,good guys, don’t use such Japanese…hehe…
I don’t usually use such a word…haha…
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21. shao xuan | June 10th, 2006 at 2:29 am
i have no comment for the story
since its all stated out for me
ahaha
but all i wanna say is the pic,especialli the 2nd pic,soo nice n_n
ive tried to take several pic of my mouse too , last tiem when i just bough it home
mayb my skills not good,couldn’t take the best shot -
22. siewlye03 | June 10th, 2006 at 10:52 am
想象力蠻好的﹐給你拍拍手。
看了讓人會會心一笑。 -
23. tingting | June 10th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
哈哈，还蛮冷的，乌鸦都快掉下来了，嘻嘻！可是从这简单的故事里，我们可以看到人的另一面，就是怕输，然后又不认输，死爱面子…人就是这样…加油！加油！加油！
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24. yuwei | June 10th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
冷。不过也真好笑。哈哈哈哈哈哈
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25. Hermione | June 10th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
haha~ So cute la… keep it up, Daniel~
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26. pui ling aka gymnast | June 11th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
HAHAHA….funny lahh…u have a creative mind thx to a music student…wonderful…nice story lehh…keep it up…lets add more…hahaha…thank you
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27. 慧翊 | June 12th, 2006 at 9:13 am
冷笑话? 不错嘛, 还真有点冷, 不过有时冷一冷也不错嘛, 能让烦燥乏味的心情凉一凉,清一清.
啊, 我也有个不知道是不是冷笑话的笑话…有一天, 阿包被人杀害,
警察很快就抓到凶手.请问凶手是谁?
答案是: 阿豆
因为……..
“豆杀包”!! 哈哈哈…
说这是冷笑话, 但又不大像, 因为我和弟弟一看完, 两个就笑暴肚子. 可能是坐在旁边的妹妹看了两次还没抓到笑点 更来得好笑吧. 哈哈哈…
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28. svonne | June 12th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
蛮冷，可爱的故事。。。你好有创造力〖我是戏剧组的〗加油。
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29. shan | June 12th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
嗨 “大 鸟”
老 鼠 的 故 事.. 很 有 想 象 力 哦! 你 的 写 作 一 定 很 好 吧.. 看 到 最 后..” 啊.. 啊”.. 好 冷 噢.. 下 次 要 拿 冷 衣 才 行.. 哈 哈!启 示 : 不 打 架 就 没 事 了.. 要 和 睦 相 处.” 本 是 同 根 生, 相 煎 何 太 急” .. 呵 呵 !
take good care ya ~
love ya lotsss .. -
30. * Yumi * | June 12th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
i like this posting of urs~
really cute..
esp the pics taken. very nice n creative indeed!~ -
31. 1+2=3 | June 13th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
从这个故事能证明什么哦?嗯..就是DANIEL全家人都是讲冷笑话过生活的…>.
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32. svonne | June 15th, 2006 at 10:25 am
之从DANIEL讲笑话，之后大家都爱讲了。。。
不如开个冷笑话之家给大家报效。。。。 -
33. WenWen | June 15th, 2006 at 10:31 am
hAha…Daniel~!! nice story oo…soO funny…^_^
woa..not bad…yur ‘mouse’ soO nice le…me oso want~!!
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34. jill | June 15th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
hahahah.. this blog sure need a lot of sunshine here.. ^^ however, upon reading tis blog, it gave me da impression that despite being bz wif all ur events n recording, u still have da time to humor urself.. to me, its a gud way to released one stress.. ^^ so, jia u neh!!! in coming up wif more ‘cold’ jokes n feed ur blog wif all ur thinkings n feelings..
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35. Catherine | June 15th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
haha..so cute la daniel! the mouse~ blue and red…i think wat your sister said it right…dun buy more than one..or else choose wireless…kaka~ the story very cute…MICE STORY!! =D
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36. oiyin | June 18th, 2006 at 1:56 am
哈哈。。。Daniel,好一个好冷的故事，我不称它为笑话因为我并不觉得它的搞笑元素占多。。嘻。。不好意思。。并不是要拨你冷水。。。不过这故是却真有让人在无聊时候解闷的作用。。最后，只希望你的小蓝和小红不要常吵架啦。。尤其是牵涉了电线的纠纷也蛮危险的哦。。嘻。。
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37. maggie 晓琪 | June 18th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
嘻….我想有时我也会这样，我会拿我的超可爱的batman公仔和妹妹的草莓娃娃玩办家家酒噢！哈哈！因为无聊嘛！就会想一些无理头的对白自己说自己笑！
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38. heavyn | June 19th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
哇。。创意十足哦
还有DANIEL的MOUSE真的很有型耶！！
其实这个应该不算冷笑话啦
因为我还没看完就笑到要滚了。。。
kakaka
这里也有一个冷笑话和大家分享（应该是智力游戏吧）
为什么非洲人都爱吃白色巧克力呢？？
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因为。。
他们怕咬到自己的手指头。。。=.=”’
我需要一件黑色毛衣～～～
救命啊～～～～～
冷死了！！！ -
39. cheryl42/贝珊 | June 25th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Daniel!!!这是你自己编的吗?好有趣!!!!我个人认为照片很好看!!!红配蓝!!!哈哈!!!那以后也可变成作家,写冷笑话故事或心情日记也不错啊!!!可以考虑一下!!之后再出几首歌!!!哈哈!!!开玩笑而已!!不要见怪!!!
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40. wendylim | July 19th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
haha!!!!Daniel,我觉得除了唱歌外，你也很creative呢！！！！冷笑话？不会啊….一点冷业没关系吗….还有一件事….Daniel….你的mouse好cool哦！！！！
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41. Defne | August 5th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
nice Daniel, i like ur mouse!!! so cool!!! nice story!!! hehe… stay cool yo!!!
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