鞋子的量词不再是一双了
June 24th, 2006 Danell Lee
这是班上老师与学生的对话。
“今天老师要教大家《数量词》。好，小玲，告诉老师苹果的数量词是什么？”
“一粒苹果。”
“好，很好。那么鞋子呢？小明。”
“一堆鞋子。”
“啊？什么‘一堆’，是谁教你的？”
“是阿韵姐姐教我的，她说她去台湾旅行时，看到很多很漂亮鞋子，而且很便宜，所以她买了一堆鞋子回来。”
=_=”
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从这个故事里，你又证明了什么呢？
特别鸣谢：阿韵姐姐。
Entry Filed under: Free Style, 冷笑话
11 Comments Add your own
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1. 1+2=3 | June 24th, 2006 at 2:25 am
从这里….可以证明到….人无时无刻都在创作…haha>.
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2. nicolelim | June 24th, 2006 at 3:15 am
赠你五个字:’无语问苍天’
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3. jassica | June 24th, 2006 at 8:36 am
我明白的是小孩都会与长辈为榜样。在小孩们心中长辈教的他都会学。所以从小就要培养他们好的习惯。
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4. yumi | June 24th, 2006 at 9:47 am
还真够可爱啦你。
原来鞋子是一堆。
哈哈哈哈哈。 -
5. Lilbrat | June 24th, 2006 at 10:57 am
LOL LOL LOL
daniel darl.
its true
Girls cant live on without shoes.
My mum comes back with 2 or more pairs at times.
sigh.but anyway.I prefer sneakers.:D -
6. QreeeZ | June 24th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Haha… The pic can proof that the statemen is true oh!!!~~~
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7. Lilbrat | June 24th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
by the way.The picture of shoes.The shoes looks like Pasar malam ones.XD
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8. heavyn | June 24th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
我也有些感想
就是我的偶像DANIEL李吉汉
是个以冷笑话过活的人
哈
开玩笑的啦
其实我也很爱买鞋
但是还不是很严重那种
老爸赚钱难啊～！！！ -
9. jiahuey | June 24th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
证明了这个故事很冷!! 哈哈哈!!这也证明了长辈要常常有好傍样，不然就会教坏小孩。下次如果老师问鞋子的量词，我一定回答他堆!!哈哈哈哈!!
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10. Jesslyn | June 24th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
haha!wow! so many shoes!!!!!lol.. daniel, where you get this pic wan??haha
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11. 敏~maxine | June 25th, 2006 at 12:29 am
诚实的小明。。
可爱的Daniel。。 -
12. cheryl42/贝珊 | June 25th, 2006 at 10:18 am
我觉得可能那边的鞋子很特别和与众不同吧!!那里有的我们这里找不到!!!人是这样的,每当遇到新的事物或环境,总觉得特别新鲜,甚至想拥有它或尝试它!!!!
这样人生会过得比较有意义,有起伏吧!!!!
你认为呢??? -
13. Jakson Khoh | June 25th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
小孩永远都是最天真可爱的…顿时好怀念从前的日子…
Jakson
Be Happy Always Be Happy -
14. yaneng88/yan_eng | June 25th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
hahahaa…..so cute lar!!
children will always learn from anyone!!so when we talk……must talk properly….so that they learn proper things??!!?!hahahaa….
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15. gymnast aka pui ling | June 26th, 2006 at 10:11 am
the shoes doesnt seems to look attractive….but alot of shoes….this pics seems to take in a shoe shop…ahhaha
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16. Catherine | June 26th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
cute! so many shoes le~ cute n funny conversation!! hehe~
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17. maggie 晓琪 | June 26th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
哈 哈 ！ 好 一 句‘ 数 量 词’(一 堆 鞋 )！ 平 时 我 们 都 会 用 ‘一 双 鞋 ’吧 ！ 我 一 定 会 记 起 了 ， 下 次 有 人 问 我 时 我 就 会 用 ‘一 堆 ’来 回 答 ！
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18. svonne | June 27th, 2006 at 10:35 am
证明u like say冷笑话loh…
i want heard many many…fast.. -
19. aLisOn (詩韻) | June 27th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
阿韻姐姐是指我嗎???哈哈^o^我的鞋子還不能用’一堆’來算啦…還有,蘋果是用’一個’或’一顆’吧…嘻嘻
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20. swteh2005 | June 27th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Haaah, Daniel! This”Penjodoh Bilangan”(数量词) really a headache during most of primary sch. time!!In fact, till 2day, sumtimes during my conversation Vf. frens, i still ‘ll make silly mistakes…Teach U 1 “funny but Simple” Tips-Lah…Actually,2 avoid troubles, i alwiz used “一个“4 watever coz i’m now seldom used 2 write in Mandarin, so tends 2 forget all-Liao!!
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21. ~*layleng丽玲*~ | June 27th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
哈哈! 也谢谢阿汉哥哥教我这么多量词!
证明其实鞋子还有好多量词,
一只鞋子; 排成一排叫一排; 排成一行叫一行; 那当要吃鞋子形状的糖果时, 嘛叫一粒鞋子咯..; 把鞋子踩扁, 嘛叫一片鞋子哟! 哈哈哈!
那马铃薯的量词? 答案是一位马铃薯.. 因为他是Mister Potato嘛!
嘻嘻!
西瓜呢? 就是一堆好可爱的西瓜咯.. =) -
22. siokyim | June 29th, 2006 at 11:31 am
女人的购物欲是有增无减的,以前是一双,现在却进化成一堆了?! 人类进化史
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23. hermione | June 29th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Haha~ Really funny! So cute u, Daniel~
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24. 珊珊 | June 29th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
从这故事中..我想成人应该做好榜样吧..小明会这样说..是因为姐姐教她的~哈哈 !!
好啦 ~不错 ! 每个人都有不同的看法 !! -
25. 敏~maxine | July 1st, 2006 at 12:20 am
Daniel.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!生日快乐！！
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26. bj.. | July 2nd, 2006 at 1:56 am
这正实了Daniel和小明一样那么的天真可爱还有一点呆呢！！！老实说。。我总觉得Daniel您最进好像很不开心呢。。是不是工作上的压力啊？？。。还是有什么事让您那么的不开心呢？？还有。。我也总觉得您是一个很沉默的人。。。。遇到挫折就不是那么的会表达和分享。。可能我的猜测错了。。这只是我的想法而已。。冷笑话不是一个每天嘻嘻哈哈的人可以写得出的。。我只在此希望您可以每天都开开心心。。就那么的简单。。难道您办不到吗。。？
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27. shuping | August 2nd, 2006 at 8:53 pm
haha!!!
so funny….
daniel, love u so much!! -
28. 小庭 | August 11th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Daniel哥哥能写出这样的冷笑话，很不错哦！满冷的！这证明了小孩有天生的模仿力，大人做什么，他们就做什么，大人说什么，他们就说什么。所以大人们要做个好榜样给小孩看哦！
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29. melissa93 | August 13th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
哇！好冷的笑话哦！从这篇笑话可以证明我的量词还蛮差。
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30. Wendy | August 26th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Then when ohter people ask me shoes”penjodoh bilangan,I will say堆.Then I will tell them that this is my偶像李吉汉taught me.
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31. 枫叶 | September 4th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
你的冷笑话多吗？？
还有没有呀？
想搜集一些。 -
32. ChrisPark | September 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Hello. My name is Chris. I’m from USA. I’m new to this forum, i was hoping you could maybe teach me some stuff.
This is me-> http://lmageshack.us/img/chrisP.jpg - Just so you know who i am! feel free to post your own photos. Allways best to know who you talk to!
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